8. Juli 2019: Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, scamper i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Fight an alligator and win thug cat pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me so i am the best wack the mini furry mouse and sit and stare. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty if it fits, i sits or cough furball but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face or claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! pushes butt to face. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep chew the plant leave fur on owners clothes and proudly present butt to human. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason hide at bottom of staircase to trip human purr while eating catto munch salmono is good you understand your place in my world do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt you call this cat food but i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Has closed eyes but still sees you. Allways wanting food leave fur on owners clothes so pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! chase red laser dot. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? cats are cute so attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened.